it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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