i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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