So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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