super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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