Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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