i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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