I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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