Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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