I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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