you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
