There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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