if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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