just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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