couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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