worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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