I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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