Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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