Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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