Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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