he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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