i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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