its not stalking. its research.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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