from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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