i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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