Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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