I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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