Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
