Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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