He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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