that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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