there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
40s are totally the cure
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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