those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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