i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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