Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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