If that was your dad, he is hot
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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