Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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