hotel room ftw
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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