So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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