We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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