took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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