Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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