That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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