in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
my liver is dry heaving
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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