She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
