I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
do herpes really smell.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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