That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Randomize
