with your own penis?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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