Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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