It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I checked into jail on foursquare
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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