weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Randomize
