if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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