I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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